The Lie I Told Was Number….

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1. Truth. I am by far, not a natural blonde but take great pains to stay a blonde. The past year or so I have noticed plenty of gray/white hair growing out of my head at an alarming rate…..in a few years I may be able to skip my salon visits altogether because I’ll be totally white headed, naturally.

2. Truth. Not only do I have an English speaking potty mouth but I also have a French speaking potty mouth. Here are the ones I use most frequently:

• Va te faire: F**k  yourself
• Petasse: Bitch
• Va chier: F**k off
• Cest des conneries : This is bull shit
• Tu me prends la tete: Your pissing me off
• Maudit: Damn
• Merde: Shit
• Tete de pine: Dickhead

3. Truth. The summer after I graduated, best friend L. and I made a trip to the Southern part of Michigan to a town on Lake MI. We had met a couple of guys at college orientation, they invited us down for an end of the summer bash at a Lake House. One of their older brothers worked at a private airport that offered skydiving with an instructor (cant skydive alone unless certified). Before the festivities started, I was able to skydive at half the normal cost of $100 so I took the chance and went along with a big group. Best friend L. was too scared. I buddy-jumped with a certified guy  and it was one of the best adventures I have ever done…….the landing kinda hurt tho. Would I do it again? Hell yeah!

4. False. haha, a sheep herder? I would have made a lousy sheep herder. I dislike sheep, they are dirty, annoying animals. Reincarnation, Im not sure I believe in it. Some people do. Actually Im not sure what I believe in anymore.

5. Truth. Yep, L. and I eluded the law on horseback cross country because we thought they were going to arrest us for a ‘public intoxication’. We were wrong, all they wanted was our witness statement to a bar fight that put a guy in the hospital with a broken jaw and broken collar bone.

6. Truth. Mushrooms, Yummy!!! Son #1 and hubs say eating mold is not right….but shrooms taste so good. And, isnt that where penicillin originated from? how can that be bad?

7. Truth. Yes, this is true. When this happened, I was 17 yo and a senior in high school. A girl I had known since 2nd grade, was in the same Brownie Troop and some 4H clubs with, actually kissed me on the mouth. She  tried to slip me the tongue and all when we were at a party dancing in a huge group of people…my current boyfriend included. I gotta say, it takes a lot to shock me and she gave me a BIG shock when she ’slimed’ me. She claimed it was the first time she was ever drunk, she had drank 4 wine coolers. She actually cried because I shoved her to the floor and said I hurt her. WTF? She was lucky I didnt punch her. Needless to say, I kept my distance from her after that. ewwwwww.

8. Truth. Yes, my horse Scooter is my favorite but y’all already knew that. He doesnt judge, bitch, annoy or do anything wrong. He just loves me for being me.

9. Truth. I actually like the color black. It is simple, practically goes with every other color..except navy and is a slimming color of clothing. I do not find it depressing but I suppose some people do, that is too bad.

Donna was the first to guess the untruth. 

I like Pamela’s answer, she called me Scheherazade. I kind of fancy myself as the story-telling queen of Persia reincarnated…. 

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