This cartoon was in November’s issue of Glamour magazine.
I can relate to this the last couple of weeks!
Bubba made the mistake of eating biscuits-n-gravy and drinking 2 large cartons of apple juice from the school cafeteria one morning before school. Needless to say, by 2nd period, he had to go to the restroom.
The boys restroom does not have any doors in the toilet stalls. So, Bubba and just about every one of his friends, wait and use the restrooms in the gym or lockeroom. This was not an option at 2nd hour. The dreaded doorless bathroom would have to suffice.
Bubba said he was in the far corner stall finishing and trying to get the heck outta there because he said he ‘stunk somethin’ fierce’ when someone entered the bathroom. Bubba peeked around the side of the stall and saw it was one of the 7th grade male teachers. Bubba said he heard the teacher use the urinal then walk out of the restroom without washing his hands!
Gag!That is nasty.
I gave Bubba a bit of flack over being a ‘restroom spy’. He said he couldnt help it, he had to wait until the teacher left because he didnt want the teacher to know who stunk up the restroom.
I know who’s hand I’ll never be shaking again. In fact, just the thought of it is making my ‘touching people phobia’ even more stronger. I have always disliked touching people, especially strangers……whether its shaking hands, hugging, ect.
Obviously my phobia is a good thing in certain cases.
I had to go out and purchase some new glasses.
I came home and saw a whole lot of dirt Ive been missing while cleaning!
Why does a decent pair of glasses, a decent pair of sunglasses (I already had my script from the Indian Health Clinic), a contact lense exam, and a few pairs of contacts cost a small fortune?
For $300 more dollars I could have had lasik surgery done on 1 eye!
It doesnt help the fact I have severe astigmatism, which costs more in glasses lenses as well as a lot more in contact lenses.
It was worth it, I had not bought new glasses in nearly 5 years. My eyes have changed quite a bit. I can see, just in time for deer hunting season.
On my way home from Sand Springs and getting my eyesight straightened out, I saw hundreds of migrating pelicans on the edge of the Arkansas River. I was kicking myself for not throwing my camera in my bag.
I have never in my life seen so many pelicans…….. in Oklahoma of all places.
Tomorrow my Wee One will be 4 years old. It seems like yesterday when brought him home from the hospital! His party is on Sunday due to Bubba’s wrestling tournament tomorrow.
I hope the little birthday party goes well!
Off to watch “The Wizard Of Oz” with Wee One.
Ive been typing during the commercials.
He is loving the movie!