This morning I woke up in no better mood than I was in yesterday. Last night when the moon was rising, I thought to myself, “my nasty feeling mood is because of the Full Moon…..” Pixie is right. It is the moon phase.
I’ve been tagged by SWAMPWITCH to list 6 weird things about myself.
Well, if your a regular reader here at the Res, then you know I am kinda eccentric in some areas and 6 is a very short list for me.
I’ll try to list 6 things that maybe Ive never disclosed…..
1. My morning ritual. First thing I do when I wake up is go directly outside to the barn with a can of Coca Cola Classic to drink (it is my version of coffee). I spend about 10 – 15 minutes giving The Old Guy his breakfast and scratching his little, brown, furry pointed ears. I must do this before interacting with other humans. Because: A. I am NOT a morning person and B. fresh air and the company of my horse always puts me in a good mood.
2.I have an impressive collection of porn, especially vintage porn. I am not referring to 70’s blue eye shadow, bad music, and Deep Throat..I am meaning 30’40’s and 50’s. I enjoy some porn, much of it I do not like, the trashy stuff especially, but much of the vintage stuff is pretty classy. My husband doesnt mind my fetish either.
3. I wipe my counter-tops, stove, and table off about 5-6X a day with these disinfecting wipes. When I go to Wal-Mart, I buy 6 of these containers.I also like the Lysol ones………..a bit obsessive/compulsive of me, I know. But, I cannot stop myself from doing it. The areas might not even be dirty or have been used, I still have to wipe them down.
4. I have to make my bed every day. The earlier the better. And, leaving the house with my bed unmade is out of the question.
5. I once had a job at a sewing factory making ladies panties. I made $27,000 a year. I specialized in the crotches. Yes, this is the truth! I was actually good at it too.
6. During my manic spells, I accomplish a lot. I’ll sleep only 2-3 hours a night and get caught up on bookwork, housework, decorating, reading, shopping, budget balancing, projects, all kinds of stuff. The spells only come on about 1 -2 times a month, I wish it were more often! I dont think I am a manic depressive tho because, even when I am not in a manic state, I am not very depressed, lazy nor do I sleep a lot. 6 hours is a lot of sleep for me on any day.
Okay, now you got 6 weird things about little ‘ole me.
I am tagging:
Ramblings From The Reservation 
Aniin BG,
You might want to go over to Dabich’s blog and read the story about the horses.
This is the first time I’ve ever tagged fellow bloggers and I was just guessing who would accept the challenge…I knew BarnGoddess would and not only accepted it but posted it the very next day. WOW!
I don’t have a horse to scratch its ears, but I do have 3 Boxers and we have the same ritual every morning…except I don’t have to go to the barn. They jump on my bed. I don’t know if what I’ve seen would be considered vintage porn, but maybe ! 🙂 I use the same kind of wipes, but maybe not quite as often as you. Yes Yes Yes…even if my bed hasn’t been made all day, I will make it up at night before I get in it. If I had the money, I would hire someone to launder my sheets everyday.
UH! Can’t say I’ve ever sewn crotches in panties, or ever thought about someone sewing them in.
I can accomplish so much at 2:00 in the morning.
Hey BG, thanks for playing the game. You’re a great sport and I always, always enjoy the pictures of your horses.
I’ll have to think on this one for a bit, off the top of my head I can’t think of one specific weird thing about me.
That’s because there are so many it’s hard to differentiate one from the other.
Aniin again. Scratching Scooter’s pointed ears. 🙂
Caffeine is caffeine.
bri-I went, I read, now I am sickened
swampwitch-I am always up to a challenge. I like competition or deadlines or anything that makes me ‘want’ to do something 🙂
jenny-you should have a good list! I am always blabbing about myself here, unlike you who never discloses anything personal..so you should have NO trouble.
brian-yes, caffeine is caffeine, Im an addict
Sorry ((((Hugs)))). But I thought you might want to know.
BG..oh my only six??? let me think a bit and see which six are fit to print…I’ll give it my best shot..hey thanks for thinking about me..I missed ya the last few days, I was lost in fake snow land..hhmm I guess it was better than real snow though..:) and yes I am trying to get pictures up by the weekend..take care..m
Well it look’s like I have to go over now ,and post 6 thing’s that are really wired about me sense you have tagged me ,but its’ alright I have never been tagged before so I will have fun.
Hey there 🙂 It’s me, you know who, me who doesn’t post anymore, lol. There is a reason to this, I can’t post on wordpress from home. Unless it is a sentence long. I’m still trying to figure this out…my frustration is getting the best of me at the moment, and I’m just about to go back to blogger and their shitty pages as well, at least my posts were never eaten by the cyperspace aliens!
Porn eh? Well myself I have none 😦 Sad I know!
ok I posted..it was hard to pick six..choose the least weirds I could..lol..see ya..m
madd-okay, I am on my way 🙂
BC26-how are you?!?!! Ive missed you a lot
hope-Ill be over to read when your done
Good morning I just wanted to come by ,and say hello ,and oh yes before I forget your’ Tagged have fun go over to my blog ,and see what the tagg is .
porn…. interesting. I have an original Marilyn Monroe nude calender, Made when she was still Norma Jean. Very classy, does that count?
And number 7 would be the fact that you ADMIT IT ALL!!!
LoL!
Thought I’d reciprocate the visit, and I see brian is the one who tipped it off. Way to go brian! 😉
Just sorry to have upset you, but people DO make me sick at times, and I have to rant in some way.
Now, your me-me….awesome! A goddess who is a crotch specialist and who loves vintage porn….perfect!
I haven’t amde my bed in the morning since I was a little kid. The only time it’s made is when I clean the sheets and usually then I make the bed right before I get in.
hope-I liked your 6 things!
pamela-ha, should I regret it? nahhhhhh
dabitch-thnx for the compliment 🙂
dianak-sometimes on the weekends hubby says I rush him out of bed so I canmake it, I dont think so
hope-really, a norma jean nude calendar? WOW thats worth some $. Yes, that counts in a BIG way. I prefer men but Marilyn Monroe rocks!
Well………that was interesting!! Hmmm, vintage porn. Now you have me going hmmm all day pondering that and your list! Thanks for the pleasant spin this morning! 😉
Vintage porn? How interesting. I would love to see how old porn movies were done. You must of been so proud of being a crotch specialist. I’d love to see people’s faces at a dinner party when you told them that’s what you do for a living.
sailormoon-ha! I am anything but normal 🙂
slackermommy-old porn is done with lots more class than the ones spun out these days and the guys are very clean cut, handsome. I used to call myself a ‘crotchologist’…….I am a woman of many talents and careers!
These are great! Thanks for sharing! I love the clorox wipes……they are perfect for cleaning up after a toddler! I’ve never seen vintage porn……I’ll have to try to find some so I can give an opinion. That is one of the best job titles ever…..a crotchologist! Too funny girl!
Aniin BG,
Dewy is letting me comment before she takes over for a while. I wanted to let you know that I put a link in my comment to Ann on my latest post about some info I read today.
Hope you are having a great day.
I was tagged for this same meme by someone. I just got my latest weird things about myself posted.